You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”

“Cats choose us; we don't own them.”

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”

“The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.”

“Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one is a life diminished.”

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

“You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.”

“A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.”

“People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.”